Rats Army Review | 2023 Lab Results And Quality Check

Since two of my most trusted sources, Proven Peptides and Science.bio, stopped shipping to Australia, many Aussies have contacted me asking for a legit vendor.

I’m going to be honest with you – It’s been a nightmare finding one, since all of the Australian sources I’ve tested had bunk and/or underdosed products.

After a lot of searching and a lot disappointment coming my way, I think that I’ve finally found a good seller of SARMs that ships to Australia.

Rats Army Review

Enter Rats Army, a relatively new SARMs vendor on the market. 

Although they are not an Australian SARMs source (they ship from the US), they ship quite fast and I usually get my packages from them within ten days.

Let’s explore this vendor a bit, see what they could improve on and what they are doing right.


Right from the get-go, one immediately realizes that Rats Army is new to the market. 

Their website is all over the place, things look cluttered and a bit out of place at certain times, but we’ll attribute that to the fact that they’re still new and making changes to their website.

The first thing that strikes the eye is the company’s claim that they extensively test every batch; we’ll see about that when we arrive at the appropriate section.

Another thing which you notice immediately are all the products they sell, since the company decided to plaster all of them on the front page. This is a good thing, since you don’t have to waste time navigating through any links but are immediately able to browse their product selection.

The company seems to put a lot of emphasis on third-party testing, as they recently switched from bestowing the user with a simple CoA (Certificate of Analysis) to new HPLC (High Performance Liquid Chromatography) analysis which shows a lot more data about the SARM in question.

The free shipping sign on top right of the website didn’t escape me, but it doesn’t mean much to us Aussies since we’re not ordering from the US.

Lastly, I’ve tested all of their links and they work properly, except I’ve noticed that their FAQ section is blank for some reason. Once again, the company is quite green, so I’ll give them some leeway, but adding a dedicated FAQ section would be a good thing.

Product Selection

Rats Army only seems to be selling the liquid version of SARMs, and besides them, they also have SERMs, Alpha GPC, CBD and Tadalafil, which is a male enhancement pill.

They have quite a large product selection and you’ll probably be able to find what you’re looking for if you decide to do business with them.

The bottles you receive are all black, which keeps out sunlight and you also get a free dropper cap with your purchase.

What I didn’t like and what immediately stuck out to me was the one stack of SARMs and compounds used with SARMs called ‘Mass Stack’.

It consists of YK11 and RAD140, which are two highly suppressive SARMs that shouldn’t be used together, and lastly, a bit of MK-677.

I implore you not to use this stack as you would be getting highly suppressed in just a few weeks and you would be at risk of a Testosterone shutdown.

I think that I’ll contact the company and straight up ask them to remove this stack, as it really is an eyesore and detracts from the good things the company has going for it.

On the other side of the coin, if you’re buying in bulk and are coincidentally in need of YK11 and RAD140, you’re essentially getting a good discount on your order, so it isn’t that bad.

They have no fake reviews on their website, which immediately makes me like them more than 90% of the SARM companies around, since it seems to be such a common theme.

I like the fact that they add flavor to their SARMs, which makes their consumption more bearable, especially since liquids are concerned.

You can choose between Mai Tai (rum based), Thizzle Berry, Clown Tears (plant based) and Sour Apple.

Don’t worry, the addition of these compounds does not affect the purity of their SARMs.


This company is quite expensive, and it is something that I’ve mentally prepared myself for as they really do extensive testing on their SARMs. I’ll talk more about that in the ‘Quality Control’ section.

For example, a bottle of liquid Ostarine will cost you south of 60$ and you’ll only be receiving 600mgs of the product.

Their pricing structure doesn’t concern me that much, as it’s always better to pay more and get what you’re after. 

They remind me a bit of Proven Peptides, as they do the same type of testing and have a similar pricing regime.

Quality Control

Rats Army seems to be doing all the right things when it comes to their quality control and as time moves on, they’re constantly seeking ways to improve their testing methods.

This inspires a lot of confidence in the company and I implore you to have a look at their lab results; these are not just a simple CoA with the purity label attached to it, no, they are fully-fledged scientific reports.

What needs to be noted is that not all of their SARMs have undergone HPLC analysis, but those that have, like MK-2866, look awesome!

The Google Drive document I’ve opened looks professional and shows, in graphic detail, the purity of their Ostarine.

Most importantly, their lab results are recent, and the company admits to doing new ones every three months (quarterly).

All in all, this really made me fall in love with this business and I think that some of the top guys in the SARMs game are soon going to take notice of this small, but powerful company.

Shipping And Returns

Shipping is free on all orders from the US, but if you’re ordering from abroad, you’ll have to pay a small shipping fee.

The company strives to deliver all orders within 9 days, but since they are currently experiencing technical issues because of the virus, they ask you to allow up to two weeks for your order to arrive.

Domestic orders are shipped with USPS Priority Mail and international shipments are handled by DHL. 

You can track your order and view its status at any time.

The company allows you to cancel your order before 12PM PST, but after that, you’re out of luck.

All shipments are documented and photographed before dispatch to ensure that everything is right with your order.

However, if you’re experiencing issues with your order, such as missing or wrong items, the company encourages you to contact them immediately and they promise to set things right.

Regarding returns and refunds, the company does offer a refund if you contact them within 30 days. They pride themselves on customer satisfaction, so expect to be treated accordingly.

Unfortunately, products that have been tampered with or opened are not eligible for a refund, so keep that in mind.

This business has quite a lot of payment options; including PayPal, Zelle, Venmo, Cash App, TransferWise and Bitcoin.

They don’t accept credit card payments as credit card companies consider SARMs to be a high-risk item, meaning that restrictions are often put in place, making the entire thing unfeasible.

The one payment option I wouldn’t utilize is PayPal. The company admits that they have a ‘shadow’ PayPal account, which tells us that PayPal doesn’t look too kindly on SARM vendors using it as a payment processor. 

The reason why I wouldn’t use PayPal is because you’re putting your PayPal account in grave danger, as you would be breaking their ToS by ordering SARMs.

Customer Reviews Online

Since the company is new, not many people have tried their SARMs out. 

Some users on bodybuilding forums have expressed concern about the legitimacy of the company because of its name, but you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

I have personally bought, tested and used SARMs from this vendor and I can assure that they are 100% legit.

Other than that, the comments that I did find were all positive and appreciative of the company.

Customer Support

I actually did contact customer support from this seller as their entire operation intrigued me.

We had a brief correspondence about what the best beginner SARM in their opinion would be. 

They steered me towards Ostarine, and I was happy with their answer. 

So many SARM vendors would have taken the opportunity to peddle multiple products or some of the more expensive SARMs, but this company stayed true to its name.

The best thing of all, you can contact the company via phone or by email, and they have a dedicated support team working from 8 am to 4 pm MST to help you out with your queries.

Rats Army Coupon Code

Since this company has such a clean track record and since they procure pure SARMs with certified lab results, I’ve decided to join their affiliate program.

By using the code ‘SG’ during the checkout process, you become eligible for a 20% discount and I get a small cut from the company, at no extra cost to you.

It’s a win-win situation, and you should definitely utilize this code while it’s still active.


All in all, I like this company. 

It’s still quite new to the game and it has a few things to work upon, such as their FAQ section and the dreaded stack they have on sale, but other than that, they are quite good.

They have some of the most sophisticated lab results that I’ve seen, and my own research confirms that their results are legit, so you can safely buy SARMs from them without worrying about getting bunk product.

If I had to grade them, I would give them an 8,5 out of 10, very solid!

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